you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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