Your dad touched me again.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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