currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
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How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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