Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
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the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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