I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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