this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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