Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
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IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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