your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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