i already hear my dad disowning me
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
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He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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