I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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