READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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