Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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