theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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