We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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