it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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