; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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