I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
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I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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