i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
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THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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