i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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