Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
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