porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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