Sponge bath it is.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
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I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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