I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Randomize
