why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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