the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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