does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots