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check it out our google latitudes are spooning

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(516): check it out our google latitudes are spooning http://tfl.nu/t63m

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I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue

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I'm in love

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(484): I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue (484): I'm in love http://tfl.nu/im8q

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I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.

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(630): I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me. http://tfl.nu/s161

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I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.

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where am I supposed to find one of those?

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(225): I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8. (225): where am I supposed to find one of those? http://tfl.nu/uj31

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I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.

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(910): I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth. http://tfl.nu/zk0y

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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos

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(215): i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos http://tfl.nu/9f8x

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I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked

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(908): I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked http://tfl.nu/8tmt

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Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.

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(605): Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever. http://tfl.nu/1cen

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Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.

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(925): Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager. http://tfl.nu/yj7y

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frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice

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(443): frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice http://tfl.nu/wkbo

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she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot

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(330): she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot http://tfl.nu/2af5

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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed

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(330): tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed http://tfl.nu/01ok

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Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.

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(570): Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least. http://tfl.nu/etpi

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We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.

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(408): We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn. http://tfl.nu/p0jo

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Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.

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(906): Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied. http://tfl.nu/iln6

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