if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
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Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
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New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY