How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
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It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.