saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Sext me about skeletons
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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