If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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