so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
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I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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