He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
