I want to walk on stilts...naked
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
