love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
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Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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