I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
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i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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