I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
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You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
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his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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