the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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