Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I am naked and annoyed.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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