oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Randomize
