I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
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At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
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All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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