If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
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its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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