I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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