Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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