and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
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Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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