quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
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But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
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The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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