Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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