Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
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"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
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You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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