it wasn't lemon gatorade
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Success! We fucked roommates!
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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