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So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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