so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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