you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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