Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I am spending my child support on dildos
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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