Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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