I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
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Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
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