at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
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You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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