forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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